pony floyd - the trial

Good morning, the horse your honor.
The crown will plainly show
The pony who now stands before you
Was caught red-handed making cupcakes,
making cupcakes with some kind of strange flavour.
This will not do.
Call the schoolmaster!

I always said she'd come to no good
in the end your honor.
If they'd let me have my way I could
Have flayed her into shape.
But my hooves were tied,
The bleeding cakes and parties.
Let her get away with laughter.
Let me hammer her today?

Crazy, souls in the attic I am crazy,
Truly gone baking
They must have taken my sanity away
(Crazy, souls in the attic she's crazy)

You pinky pile you're in it, now
I hope they throw away the key.
Yer should have baked with me more often
Than you did, but no! You had to go
Your own way, have you given any
parties lately?
Just five minutes, horse your honor,
Her and me, alone.

Piiiiiiiiiiieeeee!
Come to mother pinky,
Let me hold you in my hooves.
but I never wanted her to
Get in any trouble.
Why'd he ever have to leave me?
horse, your honor, let me take her home.

Crazy,
Dashing the rainbow, I am crazy,
Candy Bars in the window.
There must have been a door there in the wall when I came in.
(Crazy, dashing the rainbow, she is crazy)

The evidence before the court is
Incontrovertible, there's no need for the herd to retire.
In all my years of judging
I have never heard before
Of someone more deserving a
The full penalty of law.
The way you made them suffer,
your exquisites friends and gummy ,
Fills me with the urge to defecate!

"Go on Judge, shit on her!"
Since, my friend,
you have revealed your deepest fear,
I sentence you to be exposed before
Your peers.
Tear down the wall!